It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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