If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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