You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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