we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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