The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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