Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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