you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
