brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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