he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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