if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
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