Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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