just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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