You're so nebulous sometimes
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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