I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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