and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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