What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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