her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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