You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she peed on how many people?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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