Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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