thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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