Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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