Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Drake has all the answers
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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