is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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