This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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