Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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