the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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