Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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