i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
my poor anus
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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