Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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