you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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