In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
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