I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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