GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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