I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
operation have a gay friend backfired
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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