Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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