Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just cut my nipple shaving
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
