That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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