And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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