Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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