Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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