Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
this just has baby written all over it
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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