All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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