if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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