He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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