I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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