no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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