if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
this will be a night to untag.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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