my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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