yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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