WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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