So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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