she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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