I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We have so much sex to catch up on
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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