i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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