Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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