i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I'm experimenting with sincerity
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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